Sorry about the suck
“Hello website, my old friend… it’s been awhile.”
“I didn’t mean to ignore you.”
“Seriously, I tried to call a few times, but it never seemed right.”
“You’ve run off with a root-server?”
“There has to be something I can do.”
“A makeover?”
“Yes, but the last one was so ill-conceived.”
“One more chance? I promise it will be better this time.”
“I’m about to explode with glee.”